Thank you Dilbert :)
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
6. I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM, YOU HAVE A PERCEPTION PROBLEM. ( tell this to ur boss!!)
7. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
8. My reality cheque bounced.
9. On the keyboard of! life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
10. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
11. You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
12. Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
13. A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt.
14. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
15. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
16. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
17. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
18. Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
19. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
20. If at first you don't succeed......skydiving isn't for you.
21. Life is a waste of time; time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
22. When everything is coming your way......you're in the wrong lane.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
6. I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM, YOU HAVE A PERCEPTION PROBLEM. ( tell this to ur boss!!)
7. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
8. My reality cheque bounced.
9. On the keyboard of! life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
10. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
11. You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
12. Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
13. A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt.
14. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
15. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
16. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
17. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
18. Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
19. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
20. If at first you don't succeed......skydiving isn't for you.
21. Life is a waste of time; time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
22. When everything is coming your way......you're in the wrong lane.
posted by Khil at
6:23 PM
3 Comments:
cest tres profound mr salary man i must say there is nothing more delightful than the sarcasm of a corporate slave
By
Dilbert's Keyboard, at 9:49 PM
hee!! :) ROTFLMAO!! :D i love dilbert too - but C&H more!! :D
By
S, at 12:04 PM
Hey !
I've been visiting a blog for some time now but I am quite disappointed to see that you havent been updating it regularly. I guess you've been really busy at work or something. But do keep blogging.
-PeAcE
--WiTh
---GuNs
By
GuNs, at 12:02 PM
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